I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he wants to bone in the snuggie
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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