she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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