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Puke
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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