Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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