question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
