Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She bit a glass in half.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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