I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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