Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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