Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Randomize
