Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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