i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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