Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
operation harelip BJ is a go
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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