C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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