So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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