we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'