I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
one might say we're banned from that church
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.