Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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