Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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