I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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