I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Sorry about my life...
The power of my boobs compel you
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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