everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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