Pappa wants mamma naked
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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