The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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