Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
We smell like vodka and hangover
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