Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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