Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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