then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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