do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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