Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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