Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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