Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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