walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
that's an acceptable place to lick
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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