: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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