8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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