now i know why i became what i already was.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
my poor anus
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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