On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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