Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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