Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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