Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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