Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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