She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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