3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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