maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?