My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.