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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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