I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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