so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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