my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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