At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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