youre lurking in front of me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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