That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The adults are the big ones right?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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