Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
