my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize