Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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